Conversations With Dead People
PG-13; Brendon/Ryan (Ryan/Spencer, Brendon/Jon)
for heartscientist.

beta by yankeesdtr and tragedy.


( Just so you know, they told us this house was haunted when we moved in. Because it's old or whatever. But I've never seen anything. )

Summer Home
PG-13; Ryan/Brendon
for wordsaremyfaith in damnyouwentz’s “live free or die” fic exchange. i know, i know, you wanted a rare pairing, but they assigned you to me. and i only write panic. um. so sorry. i hope that you like it anyway. ♥

beta by yankeesdtr



( Dad says I have to get a job. )

Date Night
NC-17; Ryan Ross/Brendon Urie
for jzbell. beta by yankeesdtr


( At first it’s awkward. )

Perfectly After All
Panic! At The Disco; Ryan/Brendon
NC-17; The renfaire AU. Thank you for indulging me in this. You’re all sweethearts. For _lolapalooza before she leaves for Italy. Also for tragedy, jzbell and heartscientist. Beta by the lovely yankeesdtr. I love you all to tiny pieces.

( Sometimes Ryan wishes that he’d taken up smoking. Then he considers that even the tiniest bit of fire is uncalled for when it’s already eighty degrees at 8 o’clock in the morning and you’re wearing at least five layers of clothes. )

Asked What The Damage Was
NC-17; Brendon/Ryan (Pete/Ryan)
for jzbell and tragedy.

( Ryan was the slut. )

Kittens! At The Disco :: Director’s Commentary
Ryan Ross / Spencer Smith ( Panic! At The Disco )
R

( Like I would just decide to make us both cats? That’s like me asking you if you did this! )

Anatomy
Panic! At The Disco; Brendon Urie/Jon Walker, Ryan Ross/Spencer Smith
R; For the wtf27 challenge prompt number 6: mpreg. Yeah, you read it. Herein lies one pregnant boy, one completely fictional affliction, and a lot of crack. For heartscientist, who did it first, but told me it was okay to do it too. The Ryan/Spencer is for her. Beta by the lovely yankeesdtr.

Timeline is thus: this begins at the end of the Nothing Rhymes With Circus tour and proceeds thusly. I’m fucking around with like, time and life and Brendon is hiding out in that cabin, don’t you know? Info from WebMD and my brain, so don’t be harsh if it’s not completely correct.



( Looking back, the first sign that maybe there was something horribly wrong was when his pants stopped fitting. )

Bear
Panic! At The Disco; Brendon/Ryan
PG-13; For jzbell’s birthday. She gave me a horrifying list of porn, then said “but I’m not that mean” and asked for Build-A-Bear instead. :) So Happy Birthday, sweetie.
( Brendon thought that the Bear was the best thing ever. )

the one that almost got a pornographic title ( despite the fact that it contains no porn )
Panic! At The Disco; Brendon Urie/Ryan Ross, Jon walker/Ryan Ross
PG-13; for the damnyouwentz Romance Novel Cliché challenge. Ryan decides he's going to write the Great American Romance. Only, he doesn't have a hero. And his boyfriend is a dick. Jon's antics at the Bux are inspired by real life events and the best damn Starbucks barista I have seen in my life. Thanks to iphignia939 for her fabulous beta. Thanks to tragedy for being my cheerleader and telling me that this title was okay. Trust me. Her suggestion was “Barista Boner”. No I am not kidding.

Bailey York needs a man. But only on paper. She's writing a romance novel and she's having difficulty creating a hero. So she needs a real-life model for her story. Parker Davidson is perfect, everything a hero should be. But he wants to become the hero in her life, not just her book. And not just on Valentine's Day, either!

( Read more... )

Gradeschool
Brendon Urie/Jon Walker; Panic! At The Disco
PG; for tragedy for Valentine’s Day and a general pick-me-up. I ♥ you.


( It wasn’t that Brendon was annoying, really. )

Crumbs
Panic! at the Disco; Brendon/Ryan
PG; So jzbell says that when you want slash, gen just doesn’t cut it. So I say “hey Jz, why don’t you give me a pairing and I’ll write you some slash!” And then Jz said “some snuggling under blankets with cookies (bonus points for wayward crumbs!) would be pretty groovy right now. Porn isn't necessary, but inappropriate groping would be very cool, too. Oh, and Brendon/Ryan, obviously.” Err. So. Here it is?

( I'm a package deal. You let me in, you get the cookies. )

Dust and Feathers
Panic! At The Disco; Brendon/Jon, Ryan/Spencer ( Spencer/Brendon, Ryan/Brendon )
R; for the wtf27 challenge number 4: Wings. Still rolling with the "torture Panic! At The Disco for 27 prompts". For tragedy, who is the best friend a girl could ask for, because she wanted to see J-Walk with angel wings.

As a note, I have to point out that this is the first time I've actively tortured Jon in one of my wtf27 fics. He wasn't in the genderswap, he wasn't in the moulin rouge AU, and he took care of the nicer kitten in the kitten fic. And all things considered, he got off pretty light in this one. Or something.

( Something was tickling the side of his cheek. )

Ten
Pete Wentz/Ryan Ross ( Fall Out Boy / Panic! At The Disco )
PG-13; for the November 11 prompt at we_are_cities. Inspired by real live events! ( Even if the real life events involved um. Prince, not the Spice Girls. I mean. Okay, shut up, Prince is way better and we were having fun. ) BTW -- the Spice Girls started being cool ( err. ) when I was in sixth grade. Ryan's a year younger than me. I'm just, you know, doing math.

( do you know how old i was when this song was popular? )

After The Tone
Gerard Way; Mikey Way
G, for the we_are_cities november 7th, 2006 prompt, which I sort of took liberties with, a little, but you see where I'm going with this, right? This isn't slash, and it was never intended to be. I suppose you could choose to think of it that way, but that was not my intent.

For those who don't know: MCR stayed in a mansion called the Paramour while recording The Black Parade. Mikey had the misfortune of getting what both he and Gerard document as the most haunted room in the place. This proceeded to fuel a breakdown that Mikey was already well on his way to having. Mikey moved out of the house. All work on the record stopped and Gerard began having night terrors where he dreamt that he was being choked to death. He also claims that doors were slammed by no one in his and Ray's faces, and that Bob's shower was turned on while no one was in the house. That is where this fic came from.

( He jerks awake choking and snaps up in bed. )

Said Too Much
Brendon Urie/Jon Walker, Ryan Ross/Spencer Smith, Brendon Urie/Ryan Ross ( Panic! At The Disco )
R


For the damnyouwentz “THESE TEEN HEARTS” fic exchange, for plainsong_x. Who said Brendon/Anyone. Wankfic. First time ( more or less ). So. I kind of. Yeah, I don't know. Brendon's a h0. Thanks to tragedy for being my crutch on this thing and helping me through it.

( You don't talk in your sleep, do you? )

Kittens! At The Disco
Ryan Ross / Spencer Smith ( Panic! At The Disco )
R

For wtf27 prompt number 2: Transformation ( animals ). Thanks to _safi for help with this ridiculous-ass title. This crossover totally should never have happened, and if Ryan Ross hates my guts, it's totally because I do shit like this.

PS: Just so you have a visual? Spencer as a kitten, and Ryan as a kitten. Blame Sabrina for that shit.

( Like I would just decide to make us both cats? That’s like me asking you if you did this! )

"penises are for boys, vaginas are for girls, unless of course, something crazy happens. then anything's game."
Brendon Urie / Ryan Ross ( Panic! At The Disco )
NC-17

For wtf27 prompt 1: Genderswap. I worked on this fic so damned long that I had a dream the other night that Ryan Ross was a girl. I’m not sure whether that’s dedication, or me losing my mind. Either way. Yeah. Dubious thanks to Kathy for the title. Sorry it got so epic. There's even deleted scenes, but that's pretty much porn. :P

( I have turned into a girl. I have girl parts. And I want to know if you know how to change me back. )