[16 Dec 2009|08:02pm] punkrawkrat 21:04 door jamb. jamb. jamb jamb jamb. jaymbrannan. jambalaya. jambaica. jambin to the oldies. godjambed # 21:16 is #nocleanfeed real, or just a rumor? is Australia really gonna Nazi it up like that? # 21:31 after my last visit there, im not surprised. they love rules&restrictions over there. thats what happens when u start a colony as a jail? :/ # 21:39 @davidsyd "culture of legislation" - well put! # 01:17 #disregard #thisisjustspam # 02:18 i feel so sick. no sleep, all licorice. # 04:10 im not awake, im not awake, im not awake *click*click*click* # 06:49 2 nights in a row, unable to sleep at all...when did sleep itself become the impossible dream? # 17:25 i feel like a pocketful of sunshine would burn a hold right through your pants...? # Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter post comment

[15 Dec 2009|08:02pm] punkrawkrat 20:29 what exactly does one find when opening a "whorebag"? condoms? lipstick? # 22:32 i wanna cry when they air episodes of Family Guy where they used substitute voice actors. is that wrong? # 00:47 i want to go to turkey # 04:50 Old Navy Jingle Jammies for $7. if i wasnt suicidal before, i am now. # 14:44 startling realization. i can think of at least 13 starbucks within 10 blocks of my home. # 16:48 only in staten island would someone trade a phone for shoes. tinyurl.com/shoesth # 18:00 i wish i had health insurance so i could sign myself into an institution like winona ryder # 19:00 i feel bad for friendster. they pioneered social networking, spent all this $$ on advertising, then got usurped in popularity 3 times over. # Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter post comment

[14 Dec 2009|08:01pm] punkrawkrat 20:43 i think i have to delete some friends so i can Fan my music Page again...who wants to be on the chopping block??? :) # 22:00 ive never really watched American Idol, but i certainly can't imagine wanting to watch it without Paula Abdul!!! # 22:01 @KyleMacPhamous <3 # 22:05 @KyleMacPhamous i was being discreet lol # 00:04 hyperventilation nation # 02:59 i like people who can laugh at themselves # 03:29 ok im giving up all food except listerine strips startinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng NOW! # 12:03 yay!! im finally back in my own club!! # 13:07 am i the only one who finds the avatar characters a little creepy? # 13:43 omg i want to be this girl so bad!! tinyurl.com/perfectgoddess # 18:44 i would like to take this time out to thank salmon for providing us with its smoked self. truly a selfless, kind, & delicious contribution. # 19:02 i cant tell if there's a fight happening on my floor or if someone is simply fighting with themself. it's very tyler durden around here. # Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter post comment

[13 Dec 2009|08:01pm] punkrawkrat 22:40 yay seamlessweb.com!! ropa vieja, arroz e frijoles, e tamale cubano viene a mi casaaaaaaaaaaaaa # 22:55 @JoseBrightside yo no se! # 23:22 tamales in cuba are way different than the tamales we eat in texas # 02:12 just watched "Man on Wire" - had vertigo the whole time but...wow. i <3 the French xo # 13:38 i feel coffee & stroopwafels coming on # 14:24 NAAA(american idol growl)AARWHALLLS, NAAARWHALS, SWIMMIN IN DE OCEAN...CAUZIN A COMMOTION, CUZ THEY R SO AWESOMMMME, NAAARWHALS NAARWHALS... # 15:14 i wish i were rich so i could fly to SLC tonight just to eat at Red Iguana # 15:45 "block" is the internet's best feature <3 # 17:14 omfg i accidentally removed myself on my phone from being a Fan of my Page & now Facebook wont let me add myself back!! i hate u facebook! # Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter post comment

[12 Dec 2009|08:01pm] punkrawkrat 22:21 i wish i could go to a pauline pisano/sarah mackechnie/danica dora concert tonight. that's what i need. # 00:27 can i become a narwhal and move to Greenland? # 01:36 do i talk like alicia silverstone with a mouthful of sausages? :( # 01:52 its completely impossible to gain weight from frozen yogurt. ...right? # 02:55 organic chocolate syrup tastes like a chain link fence # 04:34 donde esta mi vato # 05:09 inappropriate poll time!! how many people on your friends list have you slept with? be honest! (obviously i cant play since mine is...huge) # 05:13 now hands we all know facebook has a 5000 limit. RT @HansdeKruijf 1,456,879,543,120 # 05:15 laury, you lie. that is not the cleavage of a good girl! RT @lauryb77 sorry to disappoint you for me it's none. Xox # 05:16 hurt too much, had to stop? RT @macleanbrendan 6.5. And to anyone on my list wondering what this number means. No need investigate. # 05:17 either your answer or your photo are fake. they cant both be real RT @stigblog two is, I think, my answer... # 05:22 @JudeStone im SOOOOOOOO happy to see you participating up in ur london tree!! # 16:54 i woke up today and am a narwhal!! dreams really do come true # Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter post comment

[11 Dec 2009|08:01pm] punkrawkrat 22:41 where is my ESL lover? # 02:42 20% of ALL sales on jaybrannan.bandcamp.com in 2009 will go to AIDS Research Alliance - tinyurl.com/jayxmas # 06:24 so if you don't have a disposal, it's wrong to mash a bunch of food down the drain in ur sink, right? # 06:40 @rdlbr lurv! # 15:50 dear god,pls help this selfish selfish country stop spending $$on war &start spending it on making healthcare available 2its citizens. pls! # 16:55 what is a "jingle horse"? # 17:39 will i ever get to live in a quiet apartment building that isn't full of 24-hour shrieking schizophrenics? :( # 18:32 big thanks, donation to AIDS research, latest youtubes...all in today's newsletter: jaybrannan.com/news.html # Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter post comment

[10 Dec 2009|08:02pm] punkrawkrat 20:35 thas jus ma baybee daydee, thas jus ma baybeh dayudeh, thas jus ma bayba daydeh, thas jus mah bayubah dayudeee # 23:42 anyone tried Google Chrome for Mac yet? # 00:34 um someone email me when Google Chrome for Mac gets basic functionality (ability to edit/organize bookmarks, e.g.). uninstall. # 13:18 some1 bring me coffee-but dont look@me or try 2start a conversation. &bring a pastry that is not 2 complicated but will keep me from barfing # 18:12 i just took a "which character from Buffy are you" test and came out as....Glorificus?! (the Glory/Ben God(dess) character from Season 5) ?? # 19:23 just took The Death Test. i die from heart attack at age 76. that is WAY too far away. # Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter post comment

[09 Dec 2009|08:02pm] punkrawkrat 06:12 we live in such a stupid world full of dumb shits. i hate it here. tinyurl.com/y85j73n # 06:17 @PJDeBoy lol not "ath" ... why r u awake? wait, why am *I* awake?! # 07:03 7am and still awake....tell me whyeeeeee. time chayeeeeeenge # 07:53 sore throat coming on. probly from the ppl on both sides of me on the plane coughing the WHOLE time without mouth coverage. thats terrorism. # 08:16 ok the ambien i took 3 hrs ago is officially not powerful enough to ward off 14hr time differences. can i just get dressed & go eat waffles? # 09:18 omg i have horrible hiccups now. wtf? world ending? # 18:48 22 days, 0 hours, 11 minutes, and 28 seconds left to find a boyfriend. or next year's resolution becomes the same as last's. # Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter post comment

[08 Dec 2009|08:03pm] punkrawkrat 13:10 Almost home. One more flight to go! # 15:11 Little kid at airport: "daddy is our plane gonna go in the water? Is a bird gonna mess up our engine so we hafta go in the water?" Omg # Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter post comment

[07 Dec 2009|08:02pm] punkrawkrat 20:31 hm i think i might feel a trip to the sydney aquarium & wildlife world coming on... # 23:31 For the record, butterflies do not respond to clucking sounds # 02:06 imagine the funniest, smartest, most clever, world-changing thing you've ever heard...and pretend like i just posted it # 02:21 here. just so you can say you heard such brilliance straight from the "horse's" mouth: tinyurl.com/trubrilliance # 08:32 @belindajaneling oh you'll have to wear much more than the bitch HAT to make up for this one. you're putting on the gown & the shoes. # 18:48 i cant believe i took a 9-day trip to Australia & never once had to charge my electric toothbrush. Yay Sonicare! # Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter post comment

[06 Dec 2009|08:03pm] punkrawkrat 00:40 the Q Station ghost tour ive been DYING to go on is booked to capacity, and i can't go. i'm so mad im going to kill myself & haunt the tour # 04:46 Eating kangaroo steak on Darling Harbor!! Feeling very international. # 09:54 question of the day: why are australians obsessed with making foreigners believe in Drop Bears? # Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter post comment

[05 Dec 2009|08:01pm] punkrawkrat 23:36 i love the word "bangs" (as in the anatomical section of the hair). its wild fun trashy & nostalgic all at the same time. # 02:30 last show of the year!!! tonight!!! SYDNEY!!! see u in a few!!! xoxo # 08:28 the "i suck at life" tour is officially OVER!!! thank you everyone everywhere for a really awesome crazy year!!!! its been unreal xo # 10:24 im attacking the minibar candy like its my last night on earth. # 17:13 whats with me always waking up after about 5.5 hrs of sleep? karma karma karma karma karma chameleoooonnnnnn # 18:56 this woman is awesome. its nice to know theres at least 1 intelligent person in the world. thank u Diane. tinyurl.com/ontherealtip # Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter post comment

[04 Dec 2009|08:01pm] punkrawkrat 21:41 Oh god. TERRIFYING landing into sydney. Plummeted down like mad, then had to pull steeply back up and go around again!!! I'm barfing # 22:40 is it weird that the first thing i do when i check into a hotel room is close the blackout curtains? # 01:21 i <3 bubble tea # 01:27 @sosodave omg how did u know # 01:29 i feel like there should be some sort of fun game to play on twitter # 01:38 i just plugged my mac plug + Aus adapter in2 the wall socket & experienced full out fire explosion like a P!nk concert! almost lost my hand # 01:42 @jacedj i have the adapter, it blew up anyway. ive been using it all week, it was the socket # 02:16 just found inspiration for the perfect stage name: Armitage Shanks. omg its awesome. is it bad if i saw it on a toilet? :/ # 08:44 Armitage Shanks says: thanks every1 in Sydney tonight!! 1 more Sydney show tomorrow/saturday @ supper club. last show 4 a good long while! # 09:23 i want chicken noodle soup again from the korean place, but im too embarrassed to keep going in & buying the same thing :/ # 09:32 im a slut for noodles # 09:58 someone please brush my goddamn teeth. i can barely move my muscles enough to type this. # 19:01 the "i suck at life" tour officially concludes tonight in SYDNEY!! get ur tickets b4 they're gone!! # Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter post comment

[03 Dec 2009|08:02pm] punkrawkrat 20:42 Melbourne has Dyson AirBlades!!!! I'm sold # 23:10 i play 2NIGHT n MELBOURNE @Toff n Town! if you dont come you might b killed by the Poison-Billed Roogapus :( Toff is the only safe harbor :( # 05:10 Going on soon in melbourne.......anorexia nervosa minus the anorexia :/ # 08:21 thanks so much to everyone in melbourne!!!! xo next 2 stops: SYDNEY & SYDNEY # 08:55 lets have some fun, this beat is sick. i wanna take a ride on ur crack rock stick # 17:34 the "i suck at life" tour hits the skies once again...tonight: SYDNEY @ the supper club # 18:27 On the way to Melbourne airport. Cab driver has been texting the whole time. May or may not survive xo # Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter post comment

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